gingerhaze:

grumpybilbo:

#remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend

the fact that it was supposed to be Aragorn and Arwen at first and that’s what Eowyn is reacting to and then they cut Arwen out of the Helm’s Deep battle and just replaced her with Legolas in every instance is one of my favorite facts about this movie

allnerds:

Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. ‘Elendil!’ he cried. ‘I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!

verymaedhros:

officialandimportant:

ohlurr:

I stumbled across a scene that I had legit forgotten in RotK and it actually made me laugh out loud (not just that mild “lol” that’s not a real laugh and we all know it).

So after the battle of Pellenor Fields Aragorn is going around healing people and being all stealthy right?  And he’s gotta heal Merry, who is a sweet cinnamon roll and when he wakes up only really cares about 1) food and 2) Theoden.  Aragorn tells Merry to have a smoke and remember Theoden in true hobbit fashion, to which Merry replies:

And Aragorn is having NONE OF THIS.  EXCUSE U MR. HOBBIT I did not ride under a damn mountain full of dead people to bring u some damn pipe tobacco! !!! !

Merry is rightfully taken aback by this, and gives a pretty heartfelt apology.  Aragorn just pretty much responds with the 😘 emoji and leaves, probably to be dramatic elsewhere

And the punchline?  Aragorn could see the damn bag of pipeweed the whole time.  He could have reached over and handed it to Merry with no fuss.  But no, King of Sass over here had to make a big deal out of it omg

“My dear ass”

THIS IS LEGENDARY I LITERALLY DON’T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL