dickpunchinghobbits:

espressotrashcan-of-rivendell:

straightouttahimring:

espressotrashcan-of-rivendell:

straightouttahimring:

espressotrashcan-of-rivendell:

nevui-penim-miruvorrr:

waking uptwooo =0=

lindir & glorfindel

CUTIES

I love the Rivendell crew. When everything else gets to angsty, I just imagine a slice-of-life sitcoms about Elrond, Celebrian, and the boys in between wars.

with the subplot of Glorfindel and Erestor falling in love and getting into stupid fights, and Arwen adopts baby animals which are alternately cute and deceptively dangerous 

I am such a sap for Glorfindel and Erestor! Arwen and questionable pets is perfect. Celebrian is fine with it because growing up in Lothlórien was a bit more wild than in Rivendel but Elrond is just… concerned.

I also like to imagine Gildor as the wild Uncle who, when he visits, always brings awesome gifts for the kids and brings trouble and strange alcoholic beverages from distant lands for the adults.

Yes! Gildor is the crazy one, he has harp songs that entertain everyone, shiny things which make Elrond slightly uncomfortable (Feanorian upbringing). The first time people saw Drunk!Lindir they were not prepared for it. He goes from timid to…the exact opposite. 

Rivendell sitcom or death

lady–of–greenwood:

irreverentecthelion:

alia-andreth:

thecityofthefireflies:

thecityofthefireflies:

Glorfindel having bells on Asfaloth’s headstall is so iconic like

That is intentionally giving up the element of surprise.  

*2000s meme voice* Glorfindel is so badass, he announces his arrival and his enemies act surprised out of fear

Additional thought: the witchking of Angmar and his ilk probably have a knee jerk fear response at the sound of bells

Glorfindel killed a balrog. He doesn’t need to be afraid of shit. He probably put those bells on that horse on purpose, hoping the Nazgul would hear and come after him, like C’mon punks, make my day.

it went something like this…

glorfindel: *putting bells on that horse* COME AT ME BITCHES

elrond: …glorfindel, no

glorfindel: GLORFINDEL YES

Nazgul, hear bells literally anywhere: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oH FUCK

Glorfindel, sensing the distress of his enemies: hehe

Project Elrond aka Flight Director Boromir

probs-dying:

glorfindel-of-imladris:

cataclysmofstars:

Space + Tolkien references? Sign me the hell up.

I celebrated like an idiot when I read the Council of Elrond reference in the book and probs made a scene again at the movie house when the movie came out because they ADDED A GLORFINDEL REFERENCE!!!!!!! Easily the BEST addition to a movie script ever done. My darling had to calm me down and stop me from explaining Why Glorfindel References Are Important and Gave the Director of NASA Legit Nerd Creds and Why This Movie Was Done by a Good Team.

One of my fave parts, ngl

Project Elrond aka Flight Director Boromir