misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

Can i propose with a ring even if my body is dead??? Can wraiths have rings?

Does anyone know where i can find a ring made especially for human wraiths to use? I might drop a normal ring.

I need a special ring can anyone help me????

Hello yes I can help

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THANK YOU!!! Its for celebrimbor!! Hes a wraith too and we both lost everything and ive been so lonely but ive finally fallen for someone and Im not lonely anymore he has hair thats even softer than eilinels!!! I love him im going to marry him and we can own a cabin together and I we can have fun

BUT i need a ring!! To propose with!! One we can both actually wear which is a bit of a challenge since im just a wraith. I need a ring for wraiths. Can you make any???

You look so kind and familiar are you perhaps related to beren?

Oh my GOODNESS you’re BOTH wraiths?? What an amazing coincidence how on earth did that happen? 

A ring for wraiths you say, hmmmm, a wraith wring, a wraith’s ring, for ring-wearing wraiths– YOu know, I might just have something here in the back of the shop! Lucky, lucky, lucky you, and congratulations on your wonderful wedding yes indeed 

How do you feel about gold? Do you like gold? I love gold. It’s important you put these on at exactly the same time and if you feel any lingering effects of enthrallment, remember: that just means the Romance is working. Really let it settle in there, lean into it. 

–Beren? Who? Oh ho ho, no, gracious, I just have one of those faces. 

We are both wraiths because Sauron killed both of us and we’re both to angry to die!! Im going to get revenge soon, right after I get married.

Gold is perfect!!! Thank you!!! Why do we have to put them on at the same time? Thats not tradition…..what do you mean enthrallment? Like infatuation? I dont need a love spell, he loves me plenty already!!! We just met today and hes already the one for me! Ill never leave him

That’s right darling, never say die! 

I suppose you can put them on one after the other, it’s really just that I don’t want either of you alerting the other one to— you know what, it’s not important. What’s important is that you’re both happy because you’re going to be together forever and ever! You haven’t told him about this have you? Of course you haven’t, it’s a surprise! The best of surprises! Silly me.

…Tell me more about this ‘revenge’ honeymoon you’re going on? Just while I take your measurements.