That one time when Spock finally fell for one of Kirk’s conversational traps and accidentally said something that was both a human cliche and an expression of emotion, and even though Kirk totally noticed, he pretended not to because Winona Kirk raised a flirt, not a bully.
spock: i didn’t understand why everyone loved their dumb human friends until i got a dumb human friend myself
spock: ive only known jim for a day and a half
spock: but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
so many, too many. they’re always eyehumping, touching, flirting with, and sacrificing themselves for each other. this list is by no means exhaustive.
Amok Time
the most extreme sexual tension
dancing around the topic of reproduction
Jim’s willingness to forfeit his career (let that sink in)
Uhura seeing T’Pring for the first time
everyone’s face when Spock says T’Pring is his intended wife
Jim’s willingness to protect Spock by fighting him
rolling around and humping on the hot sands of Vulcan
Spock smiling.
“Most interesting. It must have been the combat. When I thought I had killed the captain, I found I had lost all interest in T’Pring. The madness was gone.”
The Naked Time
Spock looks at Chapel like she’s got three heads when she says she loves him
“When I feel friendship for you…I’m ashamed.”
heavy breaths and aggressive handholding™
Shore Leave
“DIG IT IN THERE, MISTER SP–thank you, Yeoman, that’s sufficient”
Jim grabs Spock’s tit Part I
The City on the Edge of Forever
an actual canon domestic AU
Jim wears a plaid shirt
they have two beds, but one was unusable because it was covered in crude circuit boards
“Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?” “You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.“
(my opinion) Spock is moved by seeing Jim hurt over Edith
The Changeling
Jim grabs Spock’s tit Part II
SO MUCH FONDLING after the meld with Nomad
Mirror Mirror
Each Jim is very concerned with the way Spock looks
Jim eyehumping mirror!Spock on multiple occasions
sparkly tanktops
Spock has the order and ability to kill Jim, but won’t do it unless he’s forced to
“If I read my Spocks correctly.”
The Apple
Spock throws himself in front of danger so Jim won’t be harmed
excessive touching and flirting
Journey to Babel
Jim is stabbed and despite being critically injured, acts like nothing is wrong so that Spock can save Sarek’s life without a guilty conscience
A Piece of the Action
pin-stripe suits
even more sexual tension
an actual canon domestic conversation where Spock admits Jim’s driving alarms him
The Ultimate Computer
even more unnecessary touching
MCCOY: Did you see the love light in Spock’s eyes? The right computer finally came along. What’s the matter, Jim? KIRK: I think that thing is wrong, and I don’t know why.
KIRK: Machine over man, Spock? It was impressive. It might even be
practical.
SPOCK: Practical, Captain? Perhaps. But not desirable. Computers make
excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under
them. Captain the starship also runs on loyalty to one man, and nothing
can replace it, or him.
And the Children Shall Lead
they nearly fucking kiss in the lift
Jim is losing his shit, grabs Spock, and all Spock has to do to bring him back to himself is softly say his name
The Tholian Web
intense McSpirk feels
an image of Jim appears and Spock slowly reaches for it
Whom Gods Destroy
Turnabout Intruder
“You are closer to the captain than anyone in the universe. You know his thoughts. What does your telepathic mind tell you now?
Literal handholding in the corridor
Spock massages Jim’s neck when they’re in the brig
WARNING! I’M ABOUT TO GO INTO SOME SLIGHT GORE/VIOLENCE/WEAPON PHYSICS META OF SORTS
Spock was shot in the back. We see that from the way he falls. There is blood on the front of his uniform, which means that the bullet went clean through his chest and made an exit wound.
There is quite a bit of debate about what type of bullet wound is worse, a clean one or an embedded one, but the general consensus is that both are very bad, and it is better not to get shot at all!
If you have an exit wound like Spock does, even though his heart isn’t in his chest, he’s going to lose a lot of blood from that wound.
If Jim was checking for a heart rate, he would likely be using it to gauge how bad Spock’s condition is. If his heart-rate was elevated, it would mean he was going into shock from blood loss, and that would definately be a cause for panic.