thesadchicken:

you just stood there, beautiful and oh so cruel, and i called your name and it was like the world was ending in your eyes

edit for the Old Married Spirk Challenge, by @plaidshirtjimkirk. and a snippet from my yet-to-be-posted fanfic, “Warm Colors, Cool Colors”.

spock: i didn’t understand why everyone loved their dumb human friends until i got a dumb human friend myself
spock: ive only known jim for a day and a half
spock: but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

What are the gayest episodes of tos? I’m researching and I need some specifics.

plaidshirtjimkirk:

so many, too many. they’re always eyehumping, touching, flirting with, and sacrificing themselves for each other. this list is by no means exhaustive.

Amok Time

  • the most extreme sexual tension
  • dancing around the topic of reproduction
  • Jim’s willingness to forfeit his career (let that sink in)
  • Uhura seeing T’Pring for the first time
  • everyone’s face when Spock says T’Pring is his intended wife
  • Jim’s willingness to protect Spock by fighting him
  • rolling around and humping on the hot sands of Vulcan
  • Spock smiling.
  • “Most interesting. It must have been the combat. When I thought I had killed the captain, I found I had lost all interest in T’Pring. The madness was gone.”

The Naked Time

  • Spock looks at Chapel like she’s got three heads when she says she loves him
  • “When I feel friendship for you…I’m ashamed.”
  • heavy breaths and aggressive handholding™

Shore Leave

  • “DIG IT IN THERE, MISTER SP–thank you, Yeoman, that’s sufficient”
  • Jim grabs Spock’s tit Part I

The City on the Edge of Forever

  • an actual canon domestic AU
  • Jim wears a plaid shirt
  • they have two beds, but one was unusable because it was covered in crude circuit boards
  • “Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?” “You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.“
  • (my opinion) Spock is moved by seeing Jim hurt over Edith

The Changeling

  • Jim grabs Spock’s tit Part II
  • SO MUCH FONDLING after the meld with Nomad

Mirror Mirror

  • Each Jim is very concerned with the way Spock looks
  • Jim eyehumping mirror!Spock on multiple occasions
  • sparkly tanktops
  • Spock has the order and ability to kill Jim, but won’t do it unless he’s forced to
  • “If I read my Spocks correctly.”

The Apple

  • Spock throws himself in front of danger so Jim won’t be harmed
  • excessive touching and flirting

Journey to Babel

  • Jim is stabbed and despite being critically injured, acts like nothing is wrong so that Spock can save Sarek’s life without a guilty conscience

A Piece of the Action

  • pin-stripe suits
  • even more sexual tension
  • an actual canon domestic conversation where Spock admits Jim’s driving alarms him

The Ultimate Computer

  • even more unnecessary touching
  • MCCOY: Did you see the love light in Spock’s eyes? The right computer finally came along. What’s the matter, Jim?
    KIRK: I think that thing is wrong, and I don’t know why.
  • KIRK: Machine over man, Spock? It was impressive. It might even be
    practical.
    SPOCK: Practical, Captain? Perhaps. But not desirable. Computers make
    excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under
    them. Captain the starship also runs on loyalty to one man, and nothing
    can replace it, or him.

And the Children Shall Lead

  • they nearly fucking kiss in the lift
  • Jim is losing his shit, grabs Spock, and all Spock has to do to bring him back to himself is softly say his name

The Tholian Web

  • intense McSpirk feels
  • an image of Jim appears and Spock slowly reaches for it

Whom Gods Destroy

Turnabout Intruder

  • “You are closer to the captain than anyone in the universe. You know his thoughts. What does your telepathic mind tell you now?
  • Literal handholding in the corridor
  • Spock massages Jim’s neck when they’re in the brig

lady-silverbird:

beauty-grace-outer-space:

ensanguind:

lolarass:

Umm husbands

@lady-silverbird HE DEFINITELY COULD BE IM GONNA SCREAM OML

@beauty-grace-outer-space @onedamnminuteadmiral @spockslash @logicallythyla

he WOULD.

It totally would make sense, too!

WARNING! I’M ABOUT TO GO INTO SOME SLIGHT GORE/VIOLENCE/WEAPON PHYSICS META OF SORTS

Spock was shot in the back. We see that from the way he falls. There is blood on the front of his uniform, which means that the bullet went clean through his chest and made an exit wound.

There is quite a bit of debate about what type of bullet wound is worse, a clean one or an embedded one, but the general consensus is that both are very bad, and it is better not to get shot at all!

If you have an exit wound like Spock does, even though his heart isn’t in his chest, he’s going to lose a lot of blood from that wound.

If Jim was checking for a heart rate, he would likely be using it to gauge how bad Spock’s condition is. If his heart-rate was elevated, it would mean he was going into shock from blood loss, and that would definately be a cause for panic.