was watching that 70s show when this happened

me in the delivery room holding my newborn child

mom: please don’t give him one of your weeaboo names
me: Joseph
mom: oh thank goodness
me: after my favorite JoJo
mom: goddamn it

immoren:

kami-jakira:

jewish-eridan:

kahnah23:

tipsforlanguagelearning:

you can take a “what’s your vocabulary size?” quiz here. it has:

english, french, german, spanish, portuguese, italian, polish, russian, chinese, dutch, indonesian, japanese

i have the japanese of an 8-year-old, but i’m pretty sure it’s closer to 4-year-old and i just got some lucky random guesses.

I am screaming, I have the english vocabulary of an 8 year old.
For german I at least got into the top 0.19%

i have the english vocab of a 10 year old……..

Top 7%, on par with a white collar worker, for english. Yay!

“

Your vocabulary size is like that of a 14-year-old teenager in the US!

”

ayy maol!

“Sanavarastosi koko on n.10-vuotiaan suomalaisen lapsen tasoa!

“

……

of-outerspace:

so THATS where he got it from

blackandorange:

I had to

insertusername94:

“…and for Miyuki-senpai to notice.”

I’m praying with you, Kae. I’m praying with you.

yuuri nikiforov vs. yuri altin

yuuri taking victor’s last name: w-well I chose his name because it symbolizes victory in all aspects, regardless of medals or podium placements or scores or anything, so every time I see it, I feel like I’ve won-
yurio taking otabek’s last name: FUCK YEAH I’M ‘GOLD’ FOREVER MOTHERFUCKRS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PIG HUH? CAN’T TALK ABOUT ME WITHOUT BRINGING UP MY ‘GOLD’ NOW CAN YOU *does a touchdown dance*

katsuurio:

ammeja:

yuuri joining the russian skate fam

fudayk:

THEY’RE IN PUBLIC THEY HAVE NO CHILL