@oneringnet‘s favorite character event → maglor

And it is told of Maglor that he could not endure the pain with which the Silmaril tormented him; and he cast it at last into the Sea, and thereafter he wandered ever upon the shores, singing in pain and regret beside the waves.

burdenedwithgloriousfandoms:

maglor-still-lives:

Headcanon that even in the twenty-first century, Maglor still makes untranslatable Quenya jokes

“What do you get when you fish with a teakettle?”

“Hamsters.”

… and he just laughs as everyone else stares blankly at him.

Just imagine if he’s finally been dragged into Gondor because no one has any idea who he is, and he’s annoying the guards by making all these horrible jokes when Aragorn walks past and just cracks up. Because Elrond had used to tell that joke all the time and explained the Quenya behind it, and he remembers it.

So there’s these two poor guards staring in confusion between this ages-old elf, who is cracking up so much he’s almost crying, and King Elessar, crown and all, who is just lying on the ground laughing into the floor.