Rather than love triangles, Tolkien decided to go with a hate triangle instead:
- Morgoth hates Turin, and everyone
- Turin hates Morgoth, and everyone
- Everyone hates Morgoth and Turin
Tag: melkor
This is the best picture of Fëanor in my entire life, i’m sure.
*shredding around Angband with a skateboard and slamming into Mairon*
“What’s poppin 🅱️airon😂😂😂😩😩👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼”
Always.
Melkor for fanzine “House of Melkor”
what do you mean it didn’t happen like that
Well, you were warned. Based on this HORRIBLE AU by @verymaedhros where Mairon pretends to be Maedhros so he can spy on the Noldor, thus leaving Milker without a redhaired Lieutenant. OR DOES IT? Anyway, that’s all Mae could find in Mairon’s closet.
Protip: Wear enough eyeshadow and orcs won’t notice anything is amiss.
Lovely
Tbh Melkor And Ungoliant’s Road Trip From Hell is one of my fave elf hell bits especially the part where Ungoliant is like “let me eat your phone” and Melkor is like [visibly texting] “I don’t have a phone”