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morgause1:

blbookelf:

Prompt: Fëanor and Nerdanel meet at the prince’s begetting day party AU

– Nerdanel doesn’t like flashy, elaborate dresses. She prefers clothes that are plain, simple, and easy to maneuver in. She wears an everyday leaf green dress borrowed from a friend.

– Nerdanel also doesn’t like too much makeup or jewelry. In her eyes, its unnecessary, and won’t help her case.

– Nerdanel doesn’t give two fucks about her appearance (shes a strong independent lady thank you very much)

– But she feels immediately out-of-place when she walks into the palace (oh no)

– There are too many judgemental fuckers everywhere holy eru

– Nerdanel can’t take the number of beautiful cunts sneering at her, so she makes a mad dash to the royal courtyard

– There she finds statues of different Vala and Maia, and for the first time that night, she feels at peace

– Until she notices that the workmanship is kinda shit compared to hers

– Then she starts ranting

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– Fëanor is not enjoying his party (that spoiled little bitch)

– He grows tired of the plethora of beautiful noldor, teler, and vanyar nissi alike, trying to catch the prince’s attention (He can see right through those fake bitches)

– He quietly slithers out of the palace and makes his way to the courtyard

– Fëanor wants to break things

– mainly his statues

– He wasn’t expecting a red-headed nis examining a statue’s dick while cursing like a sailor

– Fëanor’s totally hooked

– Nerdanel’s really not impressed by the workmanship and rants loudly

– Fëanor’s taken aback, nobody has ever complained about his work before

– He doesn’t know whether he’s mad or aroused (he’s totally aroused)

– He decides to confront her and he asks her why she thinks the work is bad

– Nerdanel explains how the sculptor of the work did not smoothe out the stone completely and she could still see the strokes of the chisel on the insides of the thighs

– She doesn’t realize who she’s talking to

– Fëanor defends himself by pointing out that the work was supposed to be more ‘awe’ based, instead of perfect, and that mistakes like that should just be ignored

– Nerdanel whole-heartedly disagrees with that, and the pair begin a heated debate

– They’re both secretly enjoying it tho

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– Nerdanel does know who she was talking to until a week later

– She almost faints

This accurately depicts their relationship

I was never interested in Feanor/Nerdanel, but now you have my curiosity.

But imagine her like, going to sleep or something. And she lays down, turns off the lights and a few minutes later-

“HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS PRINCE FËANOR! OH ERU, WHAT HAVE I DONE?”