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how do i date people as a demisexual? i want to date people hypothetically. but i’ve never wanted to date anyone im not attracted to. so i end up rejecting all the guys who ask me out (also bc I’d rather date a girl). but in order to be attracted to someone i need an emotional connection to spark it. which means i have to already know them. and i get weirded out even thinking about even kissing someone im not attracted to. why is ny sexuality like this

cerulean-shark:

huan-the-hound:

THE 5 LEVELS OF THE TOLKIEN FANDOM

Level 1) Low Danger – Casual Movie Goer

– watched the films once, maybe twice

– Understands basic plot

– Knows the titles of the movies

– Knows what an elf is

– Can identify 10+ characters

– Is willing to learn more, but gets turned off by Levels 3+

Level 2) Moderate Danger – Generic Fan

– watched the movies several times

– Probably read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings once

– Knows the plot and some lore

– Will gladly engage in conversation regarding Tolkien

– Has a favourite character

– Can identify 6+ middle-earth locations

Level 3) Considerable Danger – Hardcore Movie Fan

– has, or wants to do cosplay of movie characters

– Hasn’t even thought about reading the books but knows everything about films

– Met, or wants to meet actors

– Can reenact any movie scene on the spot

– Has watched Ralph Bakshi’s version and dissed it

– Owns merchandise

Level 4) High Danger – Book Expert

– read the hobbit and the lord of the rings books many times

– Can quote several pages of text

– Can and will educate you on Tolkien

– Has a “Top 10 Lord of the Rings Characters” list stored on their phone

– Disliked the Hobbit films

– Has a map of middle-earth hung up in their room

– Prefers books to films

Level 5) Very High Danger – Tolkien God

– oof

– read every Tolkien book in existence pretty much.

– the Silmarillion is their bible

– Knows all, is definitely an intellectual

– Probably depressed

– Not a single reference to any Peter Jackson movie. What are movies?

– Don’t ask them a middle-Earth related question… I’m warning you now

– Evolved from previous levels, superior humanoid.

– Death.

I’m level 5

samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee:

angryschnauzer:

lieutenant-sapphic:

bloodyneptune:

concept: Loki dies in Infinity War, and Thors like “lmfao yeah right”

time passes, but still, hes faked his death longer. a memorial is put up, songs are sung, Thor still wont believe it. as the years pass, he stops eyeing anyone acting out of character suspiciously, forgets how long its been since he expects to see him when the battle is raging.

one day, when he’s as old and grey as his father, he does what he never thought he would do; he brings a tribute to Lokis’s memorial. its then he finally understands that he’s gone. that that familiar presence was just his love for his brother, and that he supposes in a way, he really didn’t leave hi–

and then the monument transforms into Loki and hes like mblerg! and stabs him

@ragnarokgay @carrionkid @spikedbat

I thought this was going to be a sad post… it got better

@asgardian–angels @mallovorelstargazer