Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays
Maehrdos– we just don’t know
Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME
Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’
Ole– the fiesta elf
Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures
Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines
Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”
Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”
Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface
The Similarion – kind of like The Silmarillion, but not.
Feamir – The Noldor High King who created the Silmarils — you know, the one who’s Boromir’s brother
Mardos – Did i typo Maedhros or Mandos? No clue tbh. That one guy
The Watch-King of Angmar – That Nazgûl who’s never late for anything
Erlond – Elrond’s alternate universe self that’s a bad guy and wears a goatee a la Star Trek
Bangmar – nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
😉 i like it
Today’s, Thanks to Autocorrect:
Mangos: Lord of the Hall of Mangos 😐
Melon: The Chaos Vala-melon 😐
Aloe: The plant who taught jewel craft and smith work to the Noldor, and created dwarves. 😐
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Autocorrect is the reason Melkor’s true name is Milker
Embarrassing Tolkien Typos
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