alia-andreth:

incorrect-middleearth-quotes:

incorrect-middleearth-quotes:

justadutchperson:

verymaedhros:

millionsofbooks:

rednines:

larabees:

rednines:

2018 is þe year of using þe þorn again instead of þe letters “T” and “H” in succession

gotta keep it smooþ

þank you

Who let Feanor have a tumblr??

Are you protesting þis?

We are not starting another riot over this. This is not going to end with someone making three jewels, swearing an oath and murdering people over some boats. I’m warning you.

“Tears unnumbered ye shall shed…” Remember that little bit?

I’m fucking warning you.

– Mod Eönwë

PS. Seriously, no more mass murders with poetic names, or I’ll go full “Captain of the Host of the West” on your asses and you won’t be happy about it… 

I wanna make some pretty jewels!

– Mod Manwë

Guyþ if Feanor haþ a Tumblr it lookþ þomething like thiþ.

þis is þe best post ive seen today þanks

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

sauron-the-wraith-fucker:

fantasychica37:

verymaedhros:

imaencuru:

verymaedhros:

cerulean-shark:

sauron-the-wraith-fucker:

YES its tru i tell wraiths to hug my soda bottles before i drink them….its energy efficient natural cooling….ok

sauron is using green energy now?

mordor is solar powered

Isn’t mordor covered in shadow? I would say it’s magma powered.

O shit u right. Geothermal.

I just took (and passed!) my exam to be credentialed in a set of green building standards today, and I can weigh in on this discussion! Natural refrigerants are best because artificial ones either are horrible for global warming (HFCs), are horrible for the ozone layer (CFCs, banned by the Montreal Protocol), or are a little bit harmful for both (HCFCs), so cooling via wraith hugging would be an excellent way to achieve the Refrigerant Management prerequisite and credit if Barad-dur were to apply for LEED certification! Unfortunately, geothermal isn’t an acceptable renewable energy system under LEED (although Ainurin magic could be; Sauron’s team could just submit an appeal when their renewable energy credit was denied).

Got any more questions about how Mordor can go green, @sauron-the-wraith-fucker? I’m an expert now! (This would have been a great way to study for my test, actually!)

(On a side note, I’m looking for a job doing this kind of work, so if anyone knows of any openings, hmu! Dartmouth College graduate with BA in Environmental Studies & extensive internship experience!)

Excellent….excellent….

You would make a fine servant!

This is iconic

Sauron and environmentalism…the crossover the world truly needed

Theory: Glorfindel is an imposter. the real one is still dead

thelioninmybed:

Glorfindel’s battle with the balrog is hella heroic, I’m sure we all agree. But so were many of the deeds performed in the First Age. Many good and valiant people did incredible things in horrific circumstances – Glorfindel’s bestie Ecthelion also duelled a(n even tougher) balrog to the death during Gondolin’s fall. So why is Glorfindel so fucking special? Why did he get sent back?

He didn’t. 

Some blond dude rocks up claiming he’s the Lord of the House of the Golden Flower and who’s gonna gainsay him? The real Glorfindel fell with his city which was, we must remember, famously isolationist. Of the survivors of Gondolin, many died when Sirion was sacked, during the War of Wrath, and the sinking of Beleriand. Of those survivors, many accepted the pardon of the Valar and returned to the West. Of those that stayed, there was that nastiness in Eregion that culminated in the Battle of the Last Alliance and a massive loss of Elven life. Who’s left to identify him?

Elrond, for all that he’s elvenwise and the descendant of Turgon and Idril, has nothing but stories to go on. Galadriel might remember the real Glorfindel from the Helcaraxë but even if she did, I’m not she and this Glorfimposter ever meet. We don’t know Erestor and Lindir’s histories and Gildor Inglorion is even more suspicious than Glorfindel. Gandalf must, surely, know who he really is, but Gandalf fucking loves not telling people shit for their own good, you know he’s in on it and laughing behind his beard. 

So who is he really? The Glofimposter is undeniably mighty and an elf come out of the West. Who do we know that’s blond, hella powerful, has a grudge against Sauron, loves the shit out of mortals, and has, explicitly, been released from the Halls of Mandos (despite there supposedly being no way of knowing this)?

It’s Finrod, returned to sate his manlust. He’s assumed a false identity to avoid an awkward reunion with his sister.

misbehavingmaiar:

cy-lindric:

burningvessel:

WELL WELL WELL

WHAT HAVE WE HERE

FLOWER MILKERS

IT’S FREAKING FLOWER MILKERS

‘BURNINGVESSEL YOU’RE OFF THE ROCKER’ YOU MUST ALL PROBABLY BE THINKING AND YOU’RE NOT WRONG

BUT C’MON

IT’S FLOWER MILKERS

requested by @samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee

the beautifully magnificent and amazing Milker face was created by @cy-lindric and it’s a beautiful gift to the Silmarillion fandom about as precious as the bloody rocks themselves, just that there are no elves killing each other over them

amazing

verymaedhros:

cerulean-shark:

burdenedwithgloriousfandoms:

cerulean-shark:

fantasychica37:

cerulean-shark:

first-son-of-finwe:

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

cerulean-shark:

first-son-of-finwe:

easterlingwanderer:

gxldenfinwe:

misbehavingmaiar:

worldflower:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Every indication points to Feanor having found, not made, the Silmarils:

  • Won’t tell anyone how they were made
  • Claims they can’t be made again
  • Hides them in a vault so they can’t be inspected

Alternate theory: He laid them like eggs

C O N F I R M E D

@first-son-of-finwe

Alternate theory of the Alternate theory:

All of his children were born from silmaril-eggs. This is why he didn’t want to give them up. u.u

OH M Y GOD

this was the result of his coupling with Manwe

Hence why Manwe felt entitled to them

Feanor and Manwe were going through a bad breakup, they had a custody battle and everything

IS THIS WHY MANWË WEPT WHEN FËANOR WOULDN’T REPENT

yes

Oh my good God I didn’t blink at the wraith thing but my brain has just gotten cancer and short-circuited.

Manwe secretly wants Feanor back

@cerulean-shark

HOLY SHIT I’M LOVE

You literally Did Not Have To Do This