2018 is þe year of using þe þorn again instead of þe letters “T” and “H” in succession
gotta keep it smooþ
þank you
Who let Feanor have a tumblr??
Are you protesting þis?
We are not starting another riot over this. This is not going to end with someone making three jewels, swearing an oath and murdering people over some boats. I’m warning you.
“Tears unnumbered ye shall shed…” Remember that little bit?
I’m fucking warning you.
– Mod Eönwë
PS. Seriously, no more mass murders with poetic names, or I’ll go full “Captain of the Host of the West” on your asses and you won’t be happy about it…
I wanna make some pretty jewels!
– Mod Manwë
Guyþ if Feanor haþ a Tumblr it lookþ þomething like thiþ.
YES its tru i tell wraiths to hug my soda bottles before i drink them….its energy efficient natural cooling….ok
sauron is using green energy now?
mordor is solar powered
Isn’t mordor covered in shadow? I would say it’s magma powered.
O shit u right. Geothermal.
I just took (and passed!) my exam to be credentialed in a set of green building standards today, and I can weigh in on this discussion! Natural refrigerants are best because artificial ones either are horrible for global warming (HFCs), are horrible for the ozone layer (CFCs, banned by the Montreal Protocol), or are a little bit harmful for both (HCFCs), so cooling via wraith hugging would be an excellent way to achieve the Refrigerant Management prerequisite and credit if Barad-dur were to apply for LEED certification! Unfortunately, geothermal isn’t an acceptable renewable energy system under LEED (although Ainurin magic could be; Sauron’s team could just submit an appeal when their renewable energy credit was denied).
Got any more questions about how Mordor can go green, @sauron-the-wraith-fucker? I’m an expert now! (This would have been a great way to study for my test, actually!)
(On a side note, I’m looking for a job doing this kind of work, so if anyone knows of any openings, hmu! Dartmouth College graduate with BA in Environmental Studies & extensive internship experience!)
Excellent….excellent….
You would make a fine servant!
This is iconic
Sauron and environmentalism…the crossover the world truly needed
Glorfindel’s battle with the balrog is hella heroic, I’m sure we all agree. But so were many of the deeds performed in the First Age. Many good and valiant people did incredible things in horrific circumstances – Glorfindel’s bestie Ecthelion also duelled a(n even tougher) balrog to the death during Gondolin’s fall. So why is Glorfindel so fucking special? Why did he get sent back?
He didn’t.
Some blond dude rocks up claiming he’s the Lord of the House of the Golden Flower and who’s gonna gainsay him? The real Glorfindel fell with his city which was, we must remember, famously isolationist. Of the survivors of Gondolin, many died when Sirion was sacked, during the War of Wrath, and the sinking of Beleriand. Of those survivors, many accepted the pardon of the Valar and returned to the West. Of those that stayed, there was that nastiness in Eregion that culminated in the Battle of the Last Alliance and a massive loss of Elven life. Who’s left to identify him?
Elrond, for all that he’s elvenwise and the descendant of Turgon and Idril, has nothing but stories to go on. Galadriel might remember the real Glorfindel from the Helcaraxë but even if she did, I’m not she and this Glorfimposter ever meet. We don’t know Erestor and Lindir’s histories and Gildor Inglorion is even more suspicious than Glorfindel. Gandalf must, surely, know who he really is, but Gandalf fucking loves not telling people shit for their own good, you know he’s in on it and laughing behind his beard.
So who is he really? The Glofimposter is undeniably mighty and an elf come out of the West. Who do we know that’s blond, hella powerful, has a grudge against Sauron, loves the shit out of mortals, and has, explicitly, been released from the Halls of Mandos (despite there supposedly being no way of knowing this)?
It’s Finrod, returned to sate his manlust. He’s assumed a false identity to avoid an awkward reunion with his sister.
the beautifully magnificent and amazing Milker face was created by @cy-lindric and it’s a beautiful gift to the Silmarillion fandom about as precious as the bloody rocks themselves, just that there are no elves killing each other over them