cerulean-shark:

straightouttahimring:

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

cerulean-shark:

alia-andreth:

cerulean-shark:

alia-andreth:

cataclysmofstars:

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

misbehavingmaiar:

Will we ever know the mastermind behind @gorlim? no. no it’s better this way. they’re a beautiful mystery like @Dril. Maybe we’ve finally found Colbert’s tumblr. Let’s savor this precious Chanukah miracle they’ve given us. 

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ITS FINALLY TIME TO LET YALL KNOW WHO GORLIM IS

Its me.

@celebrimborthewraith was me all along

Why am i not surprised it was vmae

Well. What a surprise. I never would’ve guessed. Who’d’ve thought.

@alia-andreth do you hate me yet

And thus the saga was ended.

I’M SOBBING I HELPED TAKE OVER THE SILM FANDOM AND I STARTED A SHIP

You think you started the ship??? You merely adopted it!! I birthed it, raised it….

Nah jk but seriously i love you thanks for helping me on the ride

AND NO YOU FUCKOS, GORLIM ISNT OVER, STOP SAYING HES GONE, the saga isnt ended unless you stop interacting with him

Gorlim can’t die.

He’s already a wraith.

I’m going to have ptsd flashbacks every time I see that damn script font.

wraiths are sexy

alia-andreth:

cerulean-shark:

alia-andreth:

cerulean-shark:

alia-andreth:

So I finally found that Gorlim x Wraith blog and read it.

I…

Ah.

Hmm.

I…

My desire to laugh is perfectly balanced out by my desire to walk in front of a bus, and I’m staring at the wall trying to decipher exactly what sort of non-feeling it is that I feel.

I…I just…

Just…

I really don’t want the wraithf*cking tag on my blog…

I have no regrets about contributing to this, 10/10 would wraith again

@cerulean-shark your tags.

y o u r t a g s

Whom do I blame for this?

@alia-andreth *raises hand slowly* I’m the one who made wraithfisting a Thing™

strike me down god

@cerulean-shark

You are a Being of Pure Evil

maedhros: uncle, i’ve decided to hand over the crown to you
maedhros: you’re the most capable person to handle the situation we’re in
maedhros: and fingon really gave me a hand back in thangorodrim
maedhros: you know i’ve been stumped after angband
fingolfin: *groans for three weeks straight*