it’s adam and eve not ecthelion and turgon

Tolkien: this is another one of my characters, Ar-Pharazon.

C.S. Lewis: that sounds like ‘pharaoh’.

Tolkien: that’s the point

C.S. Lewis: I think it’s a little too obvious

Tolkien: blocked

melkomelko:

AU in which Glaurung spots Orodreth at the beginning of the battle and doesn’t let him die because he’s glamorously golden, enough to be his precious.

and Oro doesn’t approve, cause he’s long fed up with everything

Glorfindel is worthy of Mjolnir

feanorrrwashere:

Wrong! The Mjolnir is worthy of Glorfindel.

The Edain introducing elves to potatoes

melkomelko:

ahahahahaha

Introducing potatoes to Finrod, who is known as Om Nom Nom (The Wise) among Edain

spacehobbitofarda:

Elf 1: Hey, who’s that?

Elf 2: That’s Lord Glorfindel.

Elf 1: Lord Glorfindel – like THE Lord Glorfindel – the balrog slayer?

Glorfindel: *shouting* I have other accomplishments to you know!

pipistrellus:

Tbh Melkor And Ungoliant’s Road Trip From Hell is one of my fave elf hell bits especially the part where Ungoliant is like “let me eat your phone” and Melkor is like [visibly texting] “I don’t have a phone”

nelyafinwes:

silmarilliongenerator:

surprise, bitch. i bet you thought you’d seen the last of gothmog

[muffled ecthelion screaming in the distance]

Glancing at the Silmarillion fandom from afar: Detailed descriptions, intense character relations and details, sons of fëanor 89% of the material, Melkor might be sassy but sauron is VERY sassy, fingon and maedhros are dedicated husbands okay, FËANOR FËANOR FËANOR
Actually reading the Silmarillion: hundreds of years of events are covered in like two pages, um I think the sons of fëanor are doing something like over there and over here maybe, Morgoth is sending out orcs, sauron is being mauled by a talking dog– maedhros was held in captivity but you might have missed that if you weren’t paying close enough attention and fingon was there but literally it’s like a page moving on– elu thingol is actually the only one with development here to be honest I don’t know why he’s so ignored– also fëanor died like forever ago (men are kinda important to the story but elves

melkomelko:

this is Orodreth, but it could be pretty much everynoldo