Tag: lol

bronweathanharthad:

the hobbits with Aragorn: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Aragorn: there’s food at home
hobbits, muttering: I fucking hate this family

the hobbits with Gandalf: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Gandalf: [pulls into drive thru]
hobbits: [cheering]
Gandalf: one black coffee please

the hobbits with Boromir: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!
Boromir: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

khims-ish:

Marching through the snow

Cause Fëanor is a <censored>

Turgon’s wife just died

Freezing all the way

Chains on Morgoth ring

Making Tulkas smile

Oh what fun it is to freeze and die

And beg to get revived!

Oh jingle bells Fëanor smells

He <censored> ran away

Oh what fun it is to die

In the Helcaraxë crossing

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

andhumanslovedstories:

Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government

Odin: (Goes off to Norway to die)

Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW

Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

Asgard: (ON FIRE)

Heimdall: (actually rescuing people from Hela’s rule, sheltering hundreds or maybe thousands of refugees, keeping her from accessing the bifrost, dealing with Evil Skeletons) NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE

nixiegenesis:

In Morgoth’s Ring, Tolkien says Melkor was released in 1400 YT and in 1492 YT the Valar seek Melkor after learning he created strife among the Noldor and had left Valinor. I imagine Námo was simply counting down the days. Manwë can’t believe he fell for Melkor’s BS

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