….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube
lord of the rings was wild like that
Glorfindel: I guarantee you, in twenty years I will be Ecthelion’s second husband
Ecthelion: What happened to my first husband?
Glorfindel: Nothing you can prove
arafinwe, by the time the third age rolls around, is so fuckin done with being high king that when fingolfin leaves the halls (finally) he just. fuckin slam dunks the crown on his older brothers head cracks open a bottle of wine, and gets so drunk he cant walk straight
“do u know,” arafinwe slurs, leaning heavily on fingolfins shoulder, “The amount of BULLSHIT i have had to deal with”
“being a king is dealing with bullshit” fingolfin says