Melkor: okay, who wants to be my lieutenant?
Vampires:
Balrogs:
Dragons:
Werewolves:
Orcs:
Voldemort:
Darth Vader: *inhale* *exhale*
Ungoliant: I wan–
Mairon: MOVE I’M GAY
That one time when Spock finally fell for one of Kirk’s conversational traps and accidentally said something that was both a human cliche and an expression of emotion, and even though Kirk totally noticed, he pretended not to because Winona Kirk raised a flirt, not a bully.