We need to talk more about Vairë, weaving those banners with the story of the world in some sort of mystical trance, looking at the one about Númenor and saying under her breath “Mairon, the fuck?”
Sometimes I think about Christopher Tolkien going through his father’s old notes and finding a scrap of paper saying something like “plot twist: Morgoth invented Hobbits, who are secretly evil” and just burning that so no one will ever see it.
end the movie poster pose enabling the audience a view of both the female characters chest and derriere while any male characters get to face the camera and be all action-y.