Melkor: *superglues the Silmarils to the back of a baseball cap*
Melkor: Not Melkor….
Melkor: *puts the hat on backwards*
Melkor: Mel-COOL.

feanoriansappreciation:

markedasinfernal:

Look, lots of people give Melkor shit for screaming when Ungoliant tried to eat his shinies, but I think if we look deep inside ourselves, we should realize that a giant spider attacking you is an entirely justifiable reason to shriek like a little girl.

I scream when I see tiny spiders, are you kidding me?

ohmyarda:

has this been done yet

irreverentecthelion:

okay but

glorfindel and ecthelion would love doing Get Help

just. imagine for a moment. glorfindel wails exaggeratedly, “GET HELP! GET HELP! MY FRIEND IS INJURED!!” and ecthelion is just theatrically Fake Dying in glorfindel’s arms like the absolute drama king he is

and turgon is just like. why.

hekate1308:

Oh no an Orion woman

We know that human males find it almost impossible to withstand their seductive dance moves, so how is Kirk going to resist –

One glance at Spock. Got it.

lady–of–greenwood:

loki-god-of-thunder-and-mischief:

hopefuldays:

fidelishaereticus:

hopefuldays:

YEAH BOIS

AND TWELVE ORCS SUDDEN FALL AND DIE

HOW TO KILL TWELVE ORCS IMMEDIATELY:

1. Have Finrod yell

2. Voilà

new headcanon: Finrod used a Fus Ro Dah

FINROD THE DRAGONBORN YAAAAAAS

lady–of–greenwood:

Mairon: *in Angband and can’t find Melkor*

Mairon: alright *cups hands over mouth to form a megaphone* MORGOTH AND SAURON–

Melkor: *crashing through a wall, riding a Balrog* IT’S MELKOR AND MAIRON YOU FU–

Mairon: there he is

Imagine when Spock is promoted to captain, the admiralty also offers him command of a scientific research vessel. He turns them down, stating “A mission of that nature would separate me from my spouse for an unacceptable length of time” and they’re all, “wait, you’re married?! To whom?” Everyone in the room turns to look at Admiral Kirk and someone says “Jiiiiiim…..?” He shrugs and smiles and responds, “In my defense, he’s really hot.”

plaidshirtjimkirk:

This is so perfect I can’t even.

nzagul:

star trek + ao3 tags

bonus:

nzagul:

sauron: *chilling out, watching aragorn, gandalf & co. get hammered on the battlefield* 🙂

frodo: *puts on the ring in mount doom*

sauron: