Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack
the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded
“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”
Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin
Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives
Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)
Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter
the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes
basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything
Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone
Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive
Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk
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Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest
Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on
“i liked white better”
– legolas enthusiastically singing a song and then forgetting the rest of it – that tree that’s happy with the fire – Legolas basically bitching about how young the rest is and almost literally saying that fangorn is old as balls – Gimli breaking into song and then refusing to talk about it – Aragorn carrying around a broken sword like #aesthetic
– Aragirn throwing a hissy fit when he us asked to leave his sword outside before seeing king Theoden – Gimli waxing poetic about how absolutely beautiful the caverns beneath Helms Deep are and asking Legolas to come see them with him to which Legolas replies “I would literally rather die” – Legolas complaining about the Galadhrim’s terrible accents – Everyone being gifted with cool stuff by Galadriel except Sam who gets a box full of dirt – Saruman taking over the Shire and becoming a brutal dictator
odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?
loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right
odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))
loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!
odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))
loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!
odin, slowly backing away from loki: uh…yeah son that’s great…reaalllly good keep it up haha… :))))))))))))
Hi my name is Túrin Turambar Neithan Mormegil Agarwaen son of Úmarth and I have a long ebony black sword (that’s how I got my name) that talks and is filled with malice and I have icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Morwen Eledhwen (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Níniel but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black cloak with some Orc blood around it and black leather trousers, silver chain leggings and black boots. I was wearing my doom on my brow. I was walking outside Brethil. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Glaurung stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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